The Dehydrator – not a really crappy superhero…yet
A while back, I was gifted a dehydrator. It’s the kind of thing I always wanted to play with but was never going to buy.
I finally got around to running a few tests with it.
What do I always have too much of? Kale. What did I recently acquire too much of? Pumpkin seeds.
The dehydrator is sort of big for a one trick pony, but it’s about as uncomplicated as a machine gets. Plug in, set temp. Wait. Wait some more. And a bit more. Ah, hell, wake me up before you go-go.
The kale is pretty basic. Wash, dry, 2-3 teaspoons of oil per big bunch, I added salt and paprika, placed on the racks in single layers. 100 degrees Fahrenheit for 8 hours as a general starting point.
For the pumpkins seeds, I riffed off this recipe. Don’t forget to soak those seeds first. My version for 3 1/4 cups of seeds used 3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract, 3/8 teaspoon sea salt, 3/4 teaspoon cinnamon, 4 or 5 tablespoons of plum cherry jam and 1/4 teaspoon chipotle chili powder. Use whatever ya got, that’s what I did.
ProTip: Do not crack a molar days after you’ve made pumpkin seeds because the dentist will tell you not to eat them while you still have the temporary crown. I’m thinking maybe I should have gone with a platinum blingy mouth grill.
Enough about dentistry. Let’s do this.
I need to make some broccoli chips soon…
Yes, you do. Better get choppin’ broccoli.