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Puree Genius

February 28, 2011

I can see this woman’s soul screaming and gnashing.

Other than that, she is exceptionally creepy.  Pod person creepy.

From the folks who brought you the magic bullet, this stepford saleswoman brings you the BABY BULLET!

That’s right, kids.  You can feed your baby in 7 SECONDS for just 12 CENTS!

With a deal like that, you can raise an army.

It makes purée!  Not just blended up banana, but banana purée!

It’s a GROUNDBREAKING NEW SYSTEM!

wink, wink

I’m waiting for a special delivery.

and “Grandma” comes through with her own shiny bits:

Nice package. [insert fake maniacal laugh]

and

All riiiiight Magic Bullet margaritas!

and

Are we doing shots?

Oh, Grandma, you crazy.

Look at it, ladies!  OMG It has a face on it!  It’s sooooo cute.  Babies are cute!  It purees!  Do it for you future baby, Baby!

Shake that baby, cheerleader-mom.  Very soothing for the little fake bugger.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 3, 2011 6:10 PM

    I only watched 1:08 of the video before I realised I had business in the South. How does it end?

    • March 3, 2011 6:23 PM

      Grandma gets in a tequila-fueled shouting match with the cheerleader and smashes the tray of baby food over that trollop’s head.

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